This will one day be a site where you can buy beautiful things for your home,

but for now it is just a placeholder, a tease. It is a store with no door, a vending machine that keeps spitting your dollar out. It is a shiny object just inches outside your reach, dangling there and taunting you in the smug way that shiny, unreachable objects do. This site is, at the moment, a jerk, and we feel terrible about it.

We want to fill this whole space with wonderful images of products you can actually order and afford. We would love to be imagining your expression as you finally find that shelf destined to pull the room together. There is nothing in the world we would like more than to accept your money in exchange for our product. Unfortunately, we just aren't quite ready.

So, why build a site? Why taunt prospective customers with the idea of something that doesn't quite exist? 

To be honest we don't know. It is terribly rude, and we feel bad about it. We are completely guilt-ridden, but that didn't stop us from doing it. Maybe we were simply too excited by this great new Apostrophe thing (the tool with which we are building this site). It is very cool. We just had to do something with it immediately, and if that something is a bit rude to those visiting a site that is, currently, pretty worthless, we are sorry. Yes, we are truly sorry, but we would do it again.

To assuage some of our guilt over cluttering your internet with yet another design site from which nothing can be had, we ask you to feel free to email us. You can use this email to vent your frustration with our useless site, or to demand a product or service instead of this incessant half-hearted apologizing. Chances are, those who request the latter will get it. We are perfectly capable of designing and making a custom kitchen or showing you our plans for shelves, bars and media consoles. We just haven't gotten them onto this site yet. So email and have at us.